Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Pat

There's this woman that I work with.  I actively dislike her.  When I think or tell someone about these things, though, it becomes amusing.  Still, ask me if I want to go to work tomorrow...

I'm gonna run to the restroom.  "I want to see you run!"  EVERY TIME.
Morning.  "Morning it is."  EVERY TIME.
Oh brother.  "I've got two of them." EVERY TIME.
Yawn.  "That wasn't a yawn was it?  Oh no no no don't start that!" EVERY TIME.
"My get up and go has got up and gone and I don't think it's coming back."  EVERY DAY.
"Did you take the Frontrunner today?" EVERY DAY.
"Gadfries."